SIGNED X-Rated Christmas Card

€39.06

ur getting coal anyway. might as well buy something you’ll actually like.

this 5×7 christmas card includes a fully unblurred photo and a personal handwritten holiday message, signed by yours truly.

🎄 important:

leave a note at checkout telling me exactly who i’m wishing happy holidays to — or don’t, and i’ll assume it’s for you.

treat yourself. 

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.